Jim got home from work and school today. Today was a great day...he finished his final project. He is super duper excited.
While holding the baby and feeding him a bottle he tells me turn something exciting on the tv. As I'm scrolling through the TV Guide he says,
"Half Pint Brawlers! That's exciting!".
I turn on the show. They are doing a montage of these little brawlers wrestling moments. Then, all of a sudden one of the little dudes is biting the crotch of a bigger dude and Jim screams,
"That midget just bit his dick! Holy shit babe! (Insert crazy laughter and almost asleep baby being terrorized awake) That guy was just totally biting that guy's dick. I've never seen a midget bite a guy's dick before. This is the best day ever! If you would have told me this morning that I would see a midget bite a guy's dick I wouldn't have believed you. Now I have. This is totally the best day ever!"
OMG! That would make it the best day ever!!! You have got to find where this clip is and post it!
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